I am having some huge issues. Everything in my life is so wonderful. I’m almost too happy to be all alright. This is an absolutely amazing feeling.
Life was immeasurably better once I forced myself to stop taking it seriously.– Hunter S. Thompson
This award season has been a complete snoozefest.
k when is tina fey showing up so i can stop being bored.
Tina Fey should host next year, maybe her and Amy Poehler together? If not them, then definitely Jimmy Fallon. Look at what he did with the Emmys a few years back
plot twist: suddenly oprah shows up and has an oscar for everyone under their chairs #except leonardo dicaprio
i hope the bridesmaids cast and tina fey are playing the scorsese drinking game
conanofallon: if all these hollywood stars think the stress of being nominated for an academy award is hard, they should try simultaneously live-blogging, tweeting, eating, photoshopping and watching the television screen all at once
Panic. So the thing is that I have a polygraph next weekend. I’m not terribly concerned about it until you get to the part where they ask about illegal drug usage and alcohol consumption. I have to be sure to not answer the controlled questions in a rushed or sure manner in order to keep my shit together and not completely collapse when they get to that part. Espionage and foreign relations...
“Black and Gold” — Sam Sparro on...
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.