Just when I thought Mom was loosening the choke chain, I got put back on my ass again. Whatever. I was going to go to the show tomorrow, but Kayla goes on at some ungodly hour and Mom doesn’t want me out that late because I can’t drive worth a shit. That’s not true, but whatever. I didn’t go to the football game, obviously. I slept in a recliner for…about three...
Mom's giving me shit 'cause I have a C in pre-cal.
Bitch, I’m lucky I have a C in pre-cal.
I'm going hard as a motherfucker over here.
Watch the Throne has to be the best album from 2011 (next to Born This Way). She said, “Ye can we get married at the mall?” I said, “Look, you need to crawl b’fore you ball! Come and meet me in the bathroom stall and show me why you deserve to have it all!” I ball so hard. That shit crazy, ain’t it Jay? Ball so hard! What she order, fish filet? I ball so...
My fucking counselor makes me want to kill him. He is the biggest asshole. He doesn’t give a single shit about anything aside from basketball (and I’m pretty sure that’s the only reason he even took the job). I went to drop a class in the first week of school and he didn’t even fucking do it for me. He said he did, but he obviously didn’t actually drop it. I have 14...
It honestly tastes like someone put vodka in my coffee. I didn’t finish it before I left and because I don’t mind the temperature of my coffee, I’m drinking it now. It does not taste like it did when I left it. Holy shit.