May 2011
My best friend is so fucking adorable.
She sent me prom pictures. I teared up. I’m proud to call her my best friend.
“Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it....”
– George Carlin
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April 2011
cboykins:
I FUCKING CUSS BECAUSE I FUCKING CAN.
Shit. I put a hurting on this hummus.
I need another creative outlet.
I need something now. I need to be distracted. Some sleep would be nice to have as well.
Mmm. Stress headaches.
✔
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harleymathews asked: That stupid little British kid just permanently ruined Rihanna for me. I hope you're satisfied with yourself.
I am a quitter.
Every single goddamned thing gets to me these days. I get upset over everything. I cry nightly. I’m stressed and tired and all I want to do is quit.
16 nights. That number won’t go much further. I am going to lose it. I’m frustrated and pissy and I’m just not nice to be around.
I look like a fucking drunken drag queen hooker right now. I have makeup smeared and running...
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I actually feel bad when I correct someone's...
…But I do it because it’s the one thing that never fails to make me feel good about myself.
Someone just broadcasted this on BBM.
jesusleto:
“I feel sorry for Prince William on his bachelor party. It’s gonna be weird stuffing money into a stripper’s thong when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.”
People complaining about Harry Potter spoilers...
The spoilers were officially released from 1997 through 2007 in the form of these nifty things:
77 days until DH part 2.
thedeathdayparty:
7 years, 7 horcruxes, 7 weasleys, 7th month, 7 galleons for harry’s wand, 7 hogwarts floors, 7 tasks in the sorcerer’s stone, 7 defense against the dark arts teachers, 7 harry potters..
77 days.
Hi. My name is...
thefidelius:
passive aggressive bitch.
whats yours?
They call me crazy. …And you are?
MOM JUST SAID YES TO GRADUATING EARLY!
Holy motherfucking shit. I’m blown.
She said that she understood that most kids don’t get much out of senior year. She said straight up that she knew I’d be taking joke classes because I already would have 96% of my credits. She’d rather have me graduate early and be out of school instead of skipping class (like she knows I will).
This is for me, so it’s really not...
Count to 60. By the time you finish, 300 million...
No worries, though. They’re constantly fixing themselves. You get between 10 and 50 trillion replaced every day.
Fuck this shit.
I need to run.
“Do I feel like a loser sometimes? Yes, of course I do. We all feel like losers...”
– Lady Gaga on “The Ellen Show”
So…you actually mean to fucking tell me that I have a higher grade in Algebra II than I do in my English class? By 10%? There is the same amount of assignments. Both classes have three quizzes entered. Are you fucking kidding me?
Then numbers are embarrassing. I have an 88.84 in Alg II. I’ll let you do that math.
Fuck me hard.
But there’s nothing to be concerned about. I...
This gives me the fucking chills every goddamned...
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To continue the commencing of the fuckless-giving...
I just answered a question on a test that asked why Dimmesdale was somewhere at some certain time with, “He was most likely afraid of the monsters under his bed and was driven there by the flaming desire he has to save near-extinct animals.”
