January 2011
I'M A FREE BITCH, BABY.
ivypaintplease replied to your post: Why aren't...
ivypaintplease: ashley, you’re my favorite.
Ahah, thank you. I felt great. I’ve never laid that out so well. I was pissed, though. I wanted to leave it at: “Because I’m different. Coexist,” but I felt the need to explain to quiet the wonderful anon. <3
I survived 2010 without getting pregnant.
December 2010
"I don't want to go."
Jonathan:
First, drink a bottle of straight Vodka. That will make the night more enjoyable. Next, smoke a little Mary Jane, so that you won’t remember or be embarrased by how you acted because of the Vodka. On your way out the door, grab a flask of rum and your Pall Mall 100’s so you can shock his parents.
Speciifically, the whole way there, in the car, be drinking from the flask and...
You don't understand.
Tonight, for a change, I don’t want to go out. I don’t want to be with anybody but my family (and I especially don’t want to be with your family [because face it, I play someone I’m not around them, and you know it.]) Hell, Daddy is coming home.
I don’t want to go to some restaurant for dinner when I don’t feel like eating. I don’t really care for the...
That awkward moment when you're on the internet...
That awkward moment when you're on the internet...
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2010 in a Nutshell...Well, Kind Of.
February 14, 2010: Single Ladies’ Day Out. Haley, Kara, Megan, and I all went to the mall because we had nothing better to do on Valentine’s Day and did lunch and then played hide-and-seek in various stores. I can’t remember many specific details, but I laughed a lot and got a really great smoothie in the end.
February 2010: I made the cut for high school varsity softball. I...
Hah, so I’m sitting here with another window open, working on a 2010 review. I was posed with the question, “What the fuck have you done with yourself?” a few nights ago, and I’m still trying to answer it, but the thing is:
There’s just some things I can’t bring myself to type.
So we can sit here and go back and forth, or we can accept that some people are different and believe different things and just attempt to live our lives happily.
I’m done with it. I have my own opinions. Thanks for your concern. Accept me for who I am, DROP IT, and COEXIST.
Anonymous asked: Why aren't you a christian? Have you done extensive research or read the bible? What don't you agree with?
Anonymous asked: Why aren't you a christian? Have you done extensive research or read the bible? What don't you agree with?
"I almost told you that I loved you. Thank God I...
Face, meet desk.
Last week, Jake mentioned dinner and a movie on New Year’s Eve. I was cool with it. Then he throws a twist on things. His parents are tagging alone. His parents. His parents. I was pissed, but whatever. I’m pretty sure his parents don’t mind me, but I’m not comfortable around them. They’re all proper and religious and I’m…not. I’m...
"Boredom" will "escape" you. →
ivypaintplease:
Boredom: just another medical mystery waiting for its cure.
If all else fails, use painkillers.
If all else fails, use painkillers. [: